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Madness: Project Nexus
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 4, 2012
Very nice. This is the best Madness game I've ever seen. I can't wait to master it by playing and playing. The graphics are none too shabby at all, and the gameplay is simply sleek as fuck. Well fucking done.
I have taken the liberty of filling in the controls for those of you who do not have the patience to learn them via Story Mode.
Open Doors: Space
Guard: Space
Dodge: Space
Movement: W, A, S, D
Sprint: Double-Tap W, A, S, D
Bullet-Time: Shift
Swap Weapons: Q
Throw/Fiscard Weapons: E
Aim: Mouse
Use Weapon: Left Click
Reload: R
Z Ball X
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars July 17, 2009
'Scuse me....
Where the HELL is the Arcade mode? There is no combat available.
Umm, try changing the Training Mode by pressing T.
There is a big banner telling you this when you are playing.
cantankerousTANK
Rated 4 / 5 stars July 17, 2009
Excellent work, but...
You sir, have submitted a one of a kind flash. It had so much potential but you held it back when you put the direction of "destroy red stuff only" it should of been an all out destruction game. C'mon Paladin, you know this world loves animated violence on the interweb, pointlessly blasting cities into grains of sand with millions of weapons. And you should've made the tank indestructable, and the controls a bit more easy to figure out. More permitted destruction, less control confusion. Kay? ;)
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 16, 2011
Nice work.
You, ma'am, are a goddess of flash animation. Having watched your series a few times (wishing that my computer didn't suck ass) you have talent the skill of many other flash animators that I absolutely adore. Krinkels has nothing on you.
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 16, 2011
It raises quite a bit of questions.
To be honest, I'm a little confused and amazed. This is practically treason at its finest. In episode 1, Snowball fights with Smoke and kills him. In episode 2, Snowball fights with DUST and kills HIM. In episode 3, Smoke, Dust, and Dr. Sludge meet their end. Sludge is killed by Snowball, Smoke is killed by Dust, and Dust is killed once more by Snowball. In episode 4, we see none of the villains, but in episode five you bring all three antagonists that DIED in episode 3, having DUST as Snowball's ally but Smoke as his enemy? What is up with that? I can see why you'd kill off Snowball and I can't wait to see what you pull out of this franchise next. I tip my hat to you once more. Nicely done.
All question regarding the storyline and characters retuning from beyond the grave can be answered by simply reading the description of the movie. Thank you :)
Rated 5 / 5 stars October 1, 2010
Outstanding.
What else can I say? Your free time has made you famous. A lot of people make fun of you, respect you, shit, there's rumours that you commited suicide with all of that fame raging around inside of your brain. Anyways, this video is a brief burst of exquisite entertainment, and I love Dragostei Din Tei. It's one of my favourite songs. I could watch this video about twelve times before finally getting bored with it. On top of all that, I'm glad that you fixed the lip syncing. Outstanding good sir. Out-fucking-standing.